A girl and a guy were speeding over a 100 mph on a deserted road, on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down! your going too fast and im scared. Boy: Come on, dont worry. I know what Im doing, are you having fun? Girl: No, please stop. Boy: Then tell me you love me? Girl: I love you! Now please slow down. Boy: Give me a hug. **Girl hugs him** Boy: Now can you help me out here? Take my helmet off and put it on, its starting to bug me.
In the paper the next day….
A motorcycle crashed into a building yesterday due to break failure. Both people were found, only one survived.
The Truth.. Halfway down the road the guy realizes his breaks have gone out. But he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead he had her say “I love you” and felt her hug one last time. Then he had her wear his helmet so she’d survive, even though that meant he wouldnt make it.
“I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.”—