- person: hey
- me: good thanks
- jason derulo: jason derulo
- me when i die
- st. peter: sorry i can't let you into heaven if you have no soul
- me: excuse me?
- st. peter: yeah remember that time you didn't reblog a picture of a homeless man and his dog? have fun in the eternal pits of hell you blasphemous demon wench
All these Filipino guys trying to look cute all up on my dash&shit :
your blog makes me presume that you are gay. is this true?
no. YOU’RE GAY