discoblaines: you know how a sneeze is 1/6 of an orgasm well here’s a great pick up line go up to a girl and throw pepper in her face until she sneezes and when she does say “that’s only a fraction of what you’ll be feeling with me tonight baby”
janacakesx3 asked: Stop making me hungry Kyle. Stahp it.
forever90s: seriously whAT KIND OF SICK PERSON PUTS A ZEBRA IN A COLORING BOOK time to shine
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once